Episodes
Brad's a fan of old school lessons and something that has been happening in the Ukraine this week has caught his eye. In Bald Banter the lads asked have you ever made a huge mistake and never been caught out, and got some interesting responses. The boys also discuss possibly the most eventful night out ever…. Plus loads more. Enjoy.
Brad and Sam talk about when you used to tell your parents you were running away as a kid, well a young lad in Manchester has taken it to the next level.The las also find possibly the most expensive insurance claim and Brad gets educated on what getting aired is.
Brad and Sam this week met / dressed up as two of the worlds most famous plumbers, the lads also found a rather assuming mistake that will cost big.The boys also discuss a petty boss and whether they might do something like him.Sam has a strange sleeping habit that most people don't seem to agree with.Plus loads more. Enjoy
Brad finds a new line of fashion for Sam which combines his love of food and clothes, also he is not too fussy about what is in his food.The boys went and visited Fix Radio's new studios in London and Grotbags got more than she bargained for for her birthday. Plus loads more. Enjoy.
Not many people upset Vinnie Jones and live to tell the tale....Brad is one of the lucky few. The lads find an unconventional valentine's day gift you could get your ex partner.Plus Sam finds the most Scottish thing ever which brings back bad memories for Calvin. Plus loads more. Enjoy
The lads talk about how important gut feelings are when making big decisions and how Brad got caught out not following his with a tricky client.Brad finds a great story of a burglar who has proved to be a big hit with the ladies and don't leave anything in charity shops because when you go back it won't be there... Plus loads more. Enjoy
Grassing up your partner never goes down well, and the lads have found possibly the world's shortage wedding. Brad loves his inventions but is skeptical about a new shark proof wetsuit and also a paid job doing nothing. Plus more.
Brad has been looking to North Korea for a new job for Sam and he fits the bill.Also If at first you fail.... then stack the odds in your favour, plus the lads discuss how you would get rid of a dead body. Plus loads more. Enjoy
Sam is really upset along with most of the UK that Greggs have increased the price of their sausage rolls by 5p, Brad has a way to sort it.Rapper Snoop Dogg has caught Brad’s eye this week with a new albeit obvious business venture.Boozing on a school night is never a good idea unless you go into work the next day wearing Versace jeans. Plus loads more. Enjoy.
The boys are back for 2022!North Korea's claim to inventing the burrito has Brad and Sam confused, Brads new year gets off to an argumentative start and Sam is interested in a new way to get himself a date.Plus Calvin makes his Fix Radio debut...WARNING. Do not eat while listening to this. Enjoy
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. Thank you for all your love and support for 2021, see you in 2022.
Another week, the lads find a story about a client who makes an embarrassing mistake with an item of clothing which could have caused a load of problems. Sam finds a story about a lady who got a huge payday from HMRC but all was not as it seems, and a scaffolder takes parking wars to the next level. Enjoy
The boys had a busy week this week, they went on the hunt for a reindeer but found a donkey, they discussed the pros and cons of being stranded in a boozer for a few days and also a well thought out prank perfectly executed gets the Bald seal of approval. Plus loads more. Enjoy
Brad is not happy that he has to tell a story about a sparkie who saves the day during a non-league football match.The lads have a difference of opinion when it comes to an all you can eat buffet also they receive an early Christmas present the legend from Vinnie Jones. Plus loads more. Enjoy
In Bald Banter banter this week the lads asked which trades are the worst dressed and why, there are some cracking responses.Sam finds a story about a girl who tries to order Mcdonalds in her sleep and Brad sides with a man down under in the way he dealt with his nightmare neighbors. Plus loads more. Enjoy
The lads discuss nicknames you may have for your favorite tools. Sam makes a shocking discovery on an adult website which involves a maths teacher, also a lad gets the shock of his life when he orders an escort. Plus load more. Enjoy.
The boys find out about an Uber driver who misjudges how dry some cement is. Brad tells us about a man who was working away and returned home to find his house had been stolen.Inspired by a scaffolder who took matters into his own hands when he was denied payment Brad recounts when he had to get the kango out to get paid. Plus loads more Enjoy
In Bald Banter this week the lads talk about some of the best excuses to finish work early.Sam plays Brad a bit of audio which upsets him and a spark takes a tumble and blames a scooter. Plus loads more. Enjoy
Brad and Sam find out about an elderly man who builds his wife a rotating house, but not for the reason you might think.A couple get fined for going in a bus lane they have never been in and gives the lads an idea for a prank.And burglary comes up again this week, but this time its about what calling card would you leave. Plus loads more. Enjoy
The lads talk about mix up’s in Bald Banter this week and they get a very funny message from a gentleman whose mix up nearly gets him a divorce.A burglar gets caught out for having big feet and Brad tells you how he would burglarize a house. Rhi is looking a lot smoother these days, which Brad is very happy about. Plus loads more. Enjoy
The boys are back for another packed week, Brad tells a story of how a mix up of bodies at a funeral house could be a regular occurrence.Off the back of last week's Builder Bond they boys have made a film, with a little less budget than the real Bond.Sam tells a story of how a lady getting sick of her parcels getting stolen has turned to poo to help. Plus loads more. Enjoy
This week saw the release of the new Bond film and Brad thinks he has found the next James Bond.Brad talks about a story of when he was a naughty young tradesman that will make your toes curl (Do not try this).The boys also discuss what they had for school dinners and if lobster was ever on the menu. Plus loads more. Enjoy
Brad and Sam write each other's headstones this week in Bald Banter Sam talks about his previous job as a paperboy which didn't last too long.In Trade Encounters the boys tell a story about an interesting brickie they know and Brad gets roped into doing the 'Big Shop'. Plus loads more. Enjoy
So Brad came under some flack this week when he suggested that 'Sort Me a Drink' meant £50.... Not everyone agreed.Sam finds out an interesting fact about The Queen which could get her a new job and Brad takes Sam up The Shard. Plus loads more. Enjoy
Busy week for the boys, they discuss the dumbest things they have seen people do at work on Bald Banter and they also get a really nice surprise from their van sponsor which leaves the boys speechless.It's Rhi's birthday this week and Brad decides to treat her to lunch and Matt shocks everyone with what he buys his wife for Christmas. Plus loads of more. Enjoy
The lads have been really getting into their fishing over the last month or so, and Brad is starting to feel like a proper fisherman.The boys give some sound advice about sniffing knickers on site and Elliot has a run in with a pheasant. Plus loads more. Enjoy
Brad gets a dose of road rage and isn't happy about it, the lads also discuss alternative forms of payments in Bald Banter.What does a messy van say about you? Plus loads more. Enjoy
Podcast Number 50!The boys reached a milestone this week with 50 podcasts.A busy week for Brad, Sam and Matt saw them take a trip down to Diddly Squat farm shop, but Matt got caught short on the way.A great game of Would Matt lie to you and Elliot (Big Bear) gets stumped with a Mars bar. Plus loads more. Enjoy
Matt is all emotional this week as The Bald Carpers is born he also treats the lads to a sexy time version of 'Would Matt Lie To You'.Brad and Sam talk about the best way to invoice and stage payments with a client so not to lose out. Plus loads more. Enjoy
This week on Bald Banter the lads talk about bizarre finds on site, some will make your skin crawl.Planning applications are coming thick and fast with the imminent opening of the Bald Kitchen.Matt joins the lads to tell some lies and listeners comment on some dodgy work. Plus loads more. Enjoy.